Seriously

For real, I have had it with being sick. This cold is driving me up the wall. My eyes have probably leaked a whole fucking litre of water in the past 2 days. (Exaggeration.) And I can't sleep properly because my nose is plugged and my eyes keep watering and my throat is swollen. It's been extremely hard to focus these past few days. I'm so tired of being a fat unhealthy sick little pig. When I get better, which should be by Monday, it's back to business as usual. I mean it. It's extremely important that I lose AT LEAST 4 lb by Friday because I have...THREE potential dates. That's right. Anti-Social Alisha has 3 boys who want to go out with her. But I suppose it makes more sense when I tell you: these boys barely know me. Anyway, we'll see how it goes. But there is NO WAY I'm going out with ANYONE if I don't look skinny enough. Must be 105 lb or less.

The current time is 5:07 PM on January 8, 2011. Operation "Catch-Up-On-Six-Calculus-Classes" now commencing. Estimated time of completion is 11:30 PM on Sunday January 9, 2011.